So you want to take some time to “find yourself”? I’ve known you (or someone like you) for 20+ years and I can tell you this much:

a) You’re not lost! You’re lazy!

b) You couldn’t “find” yourself if you had a flag shoved up your ass!

c) Even if after 7 lifetimes you did manage to find yourself, I doubt you’d be impressed at finding your broke, sorry ass ’cause there ain’t any treasure buried there!

Here’s a secret! (more…)